Stoney Patch Edible Review- Full Comparison Guide
Updated: Mar 1, 2022
Not everyone's a fan of smoking. Yup! It may come as a surprise, but many weed lovers favor consuming edibles to smoking because of reasons such as the smell of smoke and secondhand smoke. Also, edibles are convenient, discreet, and provide longer-lasting highs; take, for example, the infamous Stoner patch gummies.
And according to a recent study, participants revealed that consuming edibles provided better anxiety and pain relief than smoking. All in all, edibles are a great way to get high, and it would be a huge bummer if you don't get to try them out as a cannabis enthusiast.
In this article, we will focus on the Stoner patch edible and discuss why it is considered a best selling item in the Washington DC area.
Types of Stoney Patch Edibles
The Stoner Patch Edible is a yummy variant created by infusing THC distillate with sour patch gummies. This combo results in a sweet and soft flavourful weed edible. But make no mistake, the Stoner Patch Gummies still pack a punch and will make you high.
The Stoner Patch Gummies also come in an array of flavours. You can find them in strawberry, watermelon, grape, and tropical flavours. And each of them has gained critical acclaim from veteran stoners.
Read an Edible Stoner Patch Review
Here's an excerpt from a review made by the CEO of Budtrader, Brad Mclaughlin on Quora;
"I actually got invited to a friend of mine's kid's birthday party at the park... I stepped out for a bit and tried smoking, but this wouldn't have been appropriate for the setting. I had a bag of sour patch edibles...The edible kicked in about an hour into the birthday party (I ate it in the car when I arrived at the park).
I remember I felt like I was moving in slow motion, but so was the world. I also felt like my movements were more deliberate. Walking felt strange, like it was my first time walking. When I talked, I could see myself talking to other people like an out-of-body experience, but everything was on a 5-second tape delay... I distributed edibles to other Dads at the party, and there were no incidents to report at the end of the Birthday party, and everyone seemed to have a great time.
Here's my “professional” advice if you’re a rookie looking to try edibles for the first time:
Stay home when you try edibles. Edibles are 50 times more psychoactive than traditional cannabis, and you don't know how you're going to react.
Stay calm and relaxed. Nothing terrible is going to happen. Just go with it. It's supposed to be a fun journey. Just breathe.
Take the minimum dose to start. Don’t bite off more than you can chew. 10MG of THC is the standard dose on most edibles in California now, and it is similar in other states."
Make sure your edibles are high-quality. You pay for what you get for. Don't cut corners when it comes to your edible selection. Questions on how long edibles last? Check out our Edibles Expert Guide here.
Where to Get Edibles in D.C.
Premium quality edibles in DC are a hard find. And to top it all off, various illegal smoke shops have been popping up around the DMV area. Stoners are now left with the task of finding a smoke shop that offers healthy edibles and is also I71 compliant.
Well, if you've been searching for a smoke shop that sells top-notch edibles (that actually work) and meets the requirements laid down by the D.C. weed laws, look no further!
The Garden DC
We provide an exclusive list of cannabis products that are not gifted at other smoke shops in D.C. These include Moon rock, Rainbow Rice Krispies, Stoneo Oreo Cooks, and Stoner patch dummies. Check out our online gift menu here to see what edibles are in stock!
We are also the highest-rated I71 compliant smoke shop in D.C. with a 5-star rating on Google reviews- with a lot of customers dropping their reviews about our products. Go check it out!
Check out The Garden DC Menu and place your order online. You can also visit our store to enjoy in-store shopping or call (202) 815-5663 for any questions. For The Garden DC hours, please check our website. Follow us on Instagram to find out more about 420-friendly and Initiative 71-compliant deliveries.